FUCK ME LIKE THE GOVERNMENT T-SHIRT
Original price was: $ 48.$ 36Current price is: $ 36.
✔ Clothes with personality
✔ Made for real fits & real moments
✔ Inspired by culture, fashion & the internet
T-Shirt Size Guide
Size Guide & Fit Information
Find your perfect fit using the size chart below. All measurements are provided in inches.
How To Measure
Lay your favorite t-shirt flat and compare the measurements with the size chart below for the most accurate fit.
Fit Recommendation
This style features a modern retail fit. Order your normal size for a standard fit or size up for a relaxed oversized look.
Material & Comfort
Made from premium combed and ring-spun cotton for exceptional softness, durability, and everyday comfort.
Need Help?
If you're unsure between sizes, contact our support team and we'll help you choose the best fit.
Size Chart (Inches)
| Size | Width (Chest) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ | 28″ |
| M | 20″ | 29″ |
| L | 22″ | 30″ |
| XL | 24″ | 31″ |
| 2XL | 26″ | 32″ |
| 3XL | 28″ | 33″ |
Width — measured across the chest from one inch below each armhole when laid flat.
Length — measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Recommended Size Guide
| Height | Suggested Size |
|---|---|
| 5'3″ – 5'6″ | S |
| 5'6″ – 5'8″ | M |
| 5'8″ – 5'10″ | L |
| 5'10″ – 6'0″ | XL |
| 6'0″ – 6'2″ | 2XL |
| 6'2″+ | 3XL |
Recommendations are approximate and may vary based on body type and desired fit.
Important Notes
- All measurements are in inches.
- Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch.
- For an oversized fit, choose one size larger.
- For a fitted look, choose your regular size.
| Size | UK | US | EU | Japan |
| XS | 6 - 8 | 4 | 34 | 7 |
| S | 8 -10 | 6 | 36 | 9 |
| M | 10 - 12 | 8 | 38 | 11 |
| L | 12 - 14 | 10 | 40 | 13 |
| XL | 14 - 16 | 12 | 42 | 15 |
| XXL | 16 - 28 | 14 | 44 | 17 |
The ultimate sarcastic statement piece for anyone who has ever paid taxes.
This white tee delivers bold energy with the iconic red cursive print on the back:
“FUCK ME LIKE THE GOVERNMENT”
A perfect mix of humor, attitude, and unfiltered honesty – made for people who know exactly what (and who) they want.
✔ Premium soft cotton
✔ Eye-catching typography
✔ Playful, confident, unapologetic
✔ The ultimate conversation starter
Wear it if you appreciate dark humor, political sarcasm, and making a highly memorable exit.
DETAILS
– White heavyweight T-shirt
– Red back print (printed artwork, not embroidered)
– Soft, premium cotton feel
– Relaxed unisex fit
– Clean front, statement back
Material: 100% Cotton, 240GSM.
PROCESSING & SHIPPING
PROCESSING TIME
Each tee is made to order and carefully prepared before shipping. Please allow 2–5 business days for processing and quality checks.
SHIPPING TIME
United States: 2–5 business days
International: 7–15 business days (depending on destination and customs processing)
TRACKING
A tracking number will be sent via email once your order has been shipped.
| Color |
White ,Black ,Dark Grey ,Red ,Navy |
|---|---|
| Size |
S ,M ,L ,XL ,XXL |
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